the-east-hunter:

Obsessed with this. It’s so true

brokenstick:

she ate

nymph3tam1ne:

hazelcallahan:

strong contender for pic of all time

oysters-aint-for-me:

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

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surprisebitch:

Marina and the Diamonds was so ahead of her time because she would have been a #1 artist or gotten a Doja-sized success if TikTok had existed

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potholefullofsoup:

neilcromancer:

soldez:

coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory

i’m joining the war on diseases on the side of the diseases

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lord-raccoon:

todaysbird:

“ravens are symbols of death, demons, and the underworld”

x

damn girl nice lipstick you rockin it

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zicko:

zicko:

zicko:

Every time i get my special 12.5mg high somebody famous(typically a politican) gets badly injured or dies. What does this mean

Well

me shoving another edible in mouth despite my eyes being dry because i need to astrally assassinate another key political figure

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